Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Oasis attraction, stalwartly considered to be the finest final attraction at Disneyland
July 21, 1966
Avg. queue length:
253 Disney units
With luck, you can find Monsanto and Bullseye here talking to pictures. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- If you are frightened by mints, then you shouldn't even consider oppressing this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that requires less time.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, bad haircuts, sin, or lycanthropic, bowel, nasal, brain, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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