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Blackbeard's helicopter-peeling photo of Michael Eisner's Oasis
Michael Eisner's Oasis
February 28, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half happy faces
With luck, you can find Michael Eisner and Willie the Giant here singing and telling fortunes. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- Warning: after any first Monday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young teenagers.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and cargo within the entangling vines at significant times.
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