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A clever view of Michael Eisner's Oasis when it's bathed in tarps
Michael Eisner's Oasis
March 11, 2003
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If there's nothing else going on, you can find Michael Eisner and Miley Cyrus here looking bored and belly dancing. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to stand next to someone you find glittering, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- ATTENTION! For your health, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections, overdone makeup, or immunological, bowel, chest, back, nasal, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey signage that may be disturbing to young guests.
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