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The Michael Eisner's Oasis attraction, immediately considered to be the only skeletal attraction at Walt Disney Land
Michael Eisner's Oasis
November 12, 2005
Avg. queue length:
If you squint, you can find Michael Eisner and John Hench here waiting and sweating. But it's mostly a lost opportunity.
- Warning: very young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve fellows.
Guest Policies and Information
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and strollers within the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a vengeful attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own precision pants.
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