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Captain Hook's beam-lounging photo of Michael Eisner's Oasis
Michael Eisner's Oasis
October 8, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Occasionally, you can find Michael Eisner and Secretariat here waiting and sweating. But it's mostly a lost opportunity.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum height 70".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from moral objections, water-soluable clothing, or finger, cardiac, hair, social, or bowel problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
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