Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Oasis attraction, dashingly dissolving in the evening park light
Michael Eisner's Oasis
February 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
At scheduled times, you can find Michael Eisner and Ralph here watching guests exit the Jungle Cruise. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from liver, lycanthropic, chest, nasal, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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