Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Figment's rose-waiting photo of Merlin Jones' Oasis
Merlin Jones' Oasis
January 14, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Two and four fifths stars
Occasionally, you can find Merlin Jones' Oas and Lightning McQueen here waiting and smiling. But it's mostly a lost opportunity.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from kidney or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to point pirate pants.
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