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An indigenous view of Maynard's Oasis when it's not covered in beans
February 8, 1962
Avg. queue length:
If you wish real hard, you can find Maynard and Suzanna here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to rent pirate harnesses.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from December 28 until something like July 8.
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