Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Matt Ouimet's Oasis attraction, laterally considered to be the best mysterious attraction at Disneyland
Matt Ouimet's Oasis
August 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
When you least expect it, you can find Matt Ouimet and Chip here signing autographs. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from chin or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No dancing or flash photography permitted.
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