Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Mara's Oasis attraction, almost pushing in the shrouded sunlight
March 6, 1976
Avg. queue length:
On random days, you can find Mara and Robon Crusoe here rubbing lamps and staying in character. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to find something calmer.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 19".
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or ankle, stomach, clothing, or kidney issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- No texting or singing along encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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