Massive Stitchland Attraction Database
Above: The Lobo's Oasis attraction, quickly elongating in the evening sunlight
July 12, 1993
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If you wish real hard, you can find Lobo and Stinky Pete here watching guests exit the Jungle Cruise. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- You must be at least as tall as a vine to ride.
- Maximum IQ 50.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ankle complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful journey.
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