Massive Tonkaland Attraction Database
The John Hench's Oasis attraction at first light
John Hench's Oasis
April 11, 1976
Avg. queue length:
If there's nothing else going on, you can find John Hench and Friar Tuck here waiting for their lunch break. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
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