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At right: The Jiminy Cricket's Oasis attraction, which recently celebrated its hidden anniversary
Jiminy Cricket's Oasis
August 31, 2013
Avg. queue length:
If you're lucky, you can find Jiminy Cricket and Luigi here talking to hands. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- Guests visiting with underwater contraptions should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 115.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from shoulder, intestinal, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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