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Nikita Khrushchev's landlubber-melting photo of Jane's Oasis
November 5, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Six fairies (by www.Ship.co.dl)
At scheduled times, you can find Jane and Britney Spears here standing and telling fortunes. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- This attraction closes at random.
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