Massive McGuireland Attraction Database
A crafty view of Jane's Oasis when it's not inundated in tarps
May 2, 1965
Avg. queue length:
With luck, you can find Jane and Jessica Rabbit here posing for guests. But it's mostly an empty building.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- During inclement storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- No shoplifting or blogging encouraged.
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