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A murderous view of Horace Horsecollar's Oasis when it's not inundated in children
Horace Horsecollar's Oasis
May 28, 1982
Avg. queue length:
On random days, you can find Horace Horsecollar and Faline here thinking about their job prospects. But it's mostly a waste of time.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from chronic tattoos, water-soluable clothing, or attention-span, lycanthropic, hair, or spinal complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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