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The Hannah Montana's Oasis attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hannah Montana's Oasis
May 26, 1967
Avg. queue length:
If you're lucky, you can find Hannah Montana and King Arthur here begging for spare change. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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