Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Fess Parker's Oasis attraction, September 10, 1956, 12:05 p.m.
Fess Parker's Oasis
September 16, 1964
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
If you wish real hard, you can find Fess Parker and Daisy Duck here waiting and sweating. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- Warning: quite young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children and some adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be free from bad haircuts or knee, elbow, shoulder, or attention-span complications or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No food or singing along allowed.
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