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Fess Parker's Oasis, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Fess Parker's Oasis
March 19, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Three plusses (from Rajah)
If you wish real hard, you can find Fess Parker and Dapper Dan here thinking about their job prospects. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to ride this attraction alone.
Policies and Information
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- The letters in "Fess Parker's Oasis" can be scrambled to spell "Seikr Sorf Spasae's."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
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