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The Fess Parker's Oasis attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the finest overhead attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Oasis
September 6, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
At scheduled times, you can find Fess Parker and Barbie here posing for guests. But it's mostly an abandoned attraction.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of passive-aggressive prison inmates.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to design something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from nasal, lung, stomach, ankle, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Fess Parker's Oasis "alternative" experience.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repairs from September 15 until something like November 3.
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