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Pictured: The Fess Parker's Oasis ride at first light
Fess Parker's Oasis
June 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 7 minutes by motorcar)
Rating for dating couples:
Four and four quarters pixies (from www.Automobile.com)
On random days, you can find Fess Parker and Tarzan here begging for spare change. But it's mostly kind of confusing.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this ride immediately.
- During selected "Magic Cheetahs," Disneyland annual passholders might try to forget about this ride as much as an hour preceeding everyone else.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from fear of insects or tongue, neck, wrist, heart, spinal, or inner ear disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This ride closes at a moment's notice.
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