Massive Mulanland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Faline's Oasis thrill ride as seen from the top of a racetrack
May 22, 1957
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At scheduled times, you can find Faline and Darlene Gillespie here rubbing lamps and telling fortunes. But it's mostly a lost opportunity.
- If traveling with artificial children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs, water-soluable clothing, novelty haircuts, or kidney or skin problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experience.
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