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The Dale's Oasis attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
July 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
If there's nothing else going on, you can find Dale and Michael Jackson here talking to each other. But it's mostly a big mystery.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 44" (or 22" and standing on a ladder).
- Darkness may be too boring for retirees.
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, '80s haircuts, or knee, ankle, brain, or kidney complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and legs inside the attraction at most times.
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