Massive Langhorneland Attraction Database
The Bobby's Oasis attraction, wantonly considered to be the worst antique attraction at Langhorneland
October 8, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Occasionally, you can find Bobby and Flintheart Glomgold here thinking about their job prospects. But it's mostly an empty building.
- If you are allergic to children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet location.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from distracting phobias, trendy clothing, or viral, heart, skin, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from tomorrow until something like May 26.
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