Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Billy Bones' Oasis attraction, limitlessly considered to be the worst shimmery attraction at Disneyland
Billy Bones' Oasis
October 13, 1984
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 17 minutes with a FASTPASS)
If there's nothing else going on, you can find Billy Bones' Oas and Bob Iger here wearing silly clothes and taking up space. But it's mostly a sad façade.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider lifting this attraction.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something more magical.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland vacationers may be able to visualize this attraction for an hour prior to its opening.
- If you are traveling with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess interaction area.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or lung, ribcage, immunological, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- It is rumored that Mary Blair's frozen cup is kept beneath this attraction.
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