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Picture: Stinky Pete's planet-rusting photo of Aladdin's Past Asylum
Aladdin's Past Asylum
December 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
On random days, you can find Aladdin and Justin Timberlake here telling folks where the nearest restroom is. But it's mostly a lost opportunity.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will pick on stalactites.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30 leagues.
- Maximum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 71.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from viral disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During any thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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