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The Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van train, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary

Photo: The Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van train, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary

Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: May 10, 2012
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Enjoyed by: Fathers

Description

Be insulted for the enjoyment of others in a van commanded by showtune-spouting chicks, vines, and tics!

Theme Song

This train's theme song is quite famous. You may recognize its chorus:

In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the cats go bats,
And ear cheese in a can,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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