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The Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van train, neatly considered to be the worst sleek train at Disneyland

The Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van train, neatly considered to be the worst sleek train at Disneyland

Uncle Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 16, 1988
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Be insulted like never before in a van under new management by hammy fellows, seaweed, and action figures!

Theme Song

This train's theme song is quite well known. You may fear its chorus:

In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the rain's a pain,
And the bad guys plan,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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