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The Ron Disney's Enchanted Tiki Mesa attraction, jealously considered to be the worst patient attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Ron Disney's Enchanted Tiki Mesa attraction, jealously considered to be the worst patient attraction at Disneyland

Ron Disney's Enchanted Tiki Mesa

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 9, 2005
Duration: Lingering
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: Nine pixies (according to www.CardAge.org)

Description

Be bewildered once again in a mesa invaded by showtune-spouting birds, nuts, and tikis!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may not be able to forget its chorus:

In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki mesa,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki mesa,
All the jokes are chokes,
And sell pop by the case-a,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki mesa.

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