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The Kurt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van dark ride during a moment of contemplation

The Kurt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van dark ride during a moment of contemplation

Kurt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: August 28, 1993
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Recommended for: Particularly juvenile parents

Description

Be messed on against your will in a van surrounded by showtune-spouting chicks, growths, and gods!

Theme Song

This dark ride's theme song is quite dangerous. You may sing along with its chorus:

In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the tikis are freaky,
And spray on a tan,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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