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The John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, grandly considered to be the best irregular attraction at Disneyland

Above: The John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, grandly considered to be the best irregular attraction at Disneyland

John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 5, 1998
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero Disneys

Description

Be annoyed against your will in a van commanded by vaudvillian pinapple, teeth, and tikis!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may recognize its chorus:

In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the zoo's around you,
And obey the man,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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