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The John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction at dusk

The John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction at dusk

John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 1976
Duration: 91 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Be smothered against your will in a van festooned with Hitchcockian parrots, nuts, and action figures!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite popular. You may not be able to forget its chorus:

In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the pets take bets,
And spray on a tan,
In a tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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