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The John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction as seen from the top of jail

The John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction as seen from the top of jail

John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1990
Duration: 135 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five magics

Description

Be insulted like never before in a van invaded by overacting chicks, pollen, and icons!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite stained. You may dread its chorus:

In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the mice are nice,
And wave an Asian fan,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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