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The John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Barn attraction as seen from the top of Mars

The John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Barn attraction as seen from the top of Mars

John Disney's Enchanted Tiki Barn

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 27, 1959
Duration: 52 seconds
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph

Description

Be messed on once again in a barn under new management by overacting marsupials, colorful plastic, and tikis!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may not be able to forget its chorus:

In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki barn,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki barn,
All the violets are violent,
And the socks say darn,
In your tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki barn.

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