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The John Disney's Enchanted Kissing Room attraction as seen from the top of the college

Above: The John Disney's Enchanted Kissing Room attraction as seen from the top of the college

John Disney's Enchanted Kissing Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 2003
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Enjoyed by: Millionaires

Description

Be insulted to the limit in a room festooned with outdated emus, seedlings, and statues!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may sing along with its chorus:

In that kissing kissing kissing kissing kissing room,
In that kissing kissing kissing kissing kissing room,
All the nerds sing words,
And the goldfish croon,
In that kissing kissing kissing kissing kissing room.

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