Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The John Disney's Enchanted Kissing Room attraction, March 16, 1989, 12:07 a.m.

At right: The John Disney's Enchanted Kissing Room attraction, March 16, 1989, 12:07 a.m.

John Disney's Enchanted Kissing Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 5, 1966
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Intended for: Intellectually impaired girls

Description

Be annoyed against your will in a room inhabited by vaudvillian foul, growths, and Hawaiians!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may fear its chorus:

In that kissing kissing kissing kissing kissing room,
In that kissing kissing kissing kissing kissing room,
All the mice are nice,
And the teachers croon,
In that kissing kissing kissing kissing kissing room.

Touring Tips

Guest Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your hydrophone.