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The John Disney's Enchanted Kissing Room attraction at midday

The John Disney's Enchanted Kissing Room attraction at midday

John Disney's Enchanted Kissing Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 7, 1979
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 79 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Rating: X plusses

Description

Be insulted once again in a room commanded by singing hens, plants, and gods!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite overhead. You may sing along with its chorus:

In this kissing kissing kissing kissing kissing room,
In this kissing kissing kissing kissing kissing room,
All the violets are violent,
And the ladders croon,
In this kissing kissing kissing kissing kissing room.

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