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The Horace Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, happily considered to be the worst inanimate attraction at Disneyland

The Horace Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van attraction, happily considered to be the worst inanimate attraction at Disneyland

Horace Disney's Enchanted Tiki Van

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 1956
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Be insulted like never before in a van under new management by Hitchcockian dinosaurs, colorful plastic, and tics!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite popular. You may fear its chorus:

In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van,
All the nerds sing words,
And the bad guys plan,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki van.

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