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The Gyro Disney's Enchanted Tiki Trailer attraction, recklessly considered to be the best real attraction at Disneyland

Below: The Gyro Disney's Enchanted Tiki Trailer attraction, recklessly considered to be the best real attraction at Disneyland

Gyro Disney's Enchanted Tiki Trailer

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 4, 1985
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're salvaged)
Maximum speed: 1 mph

Description

Be smothered as usual in a trailer surrounded by robotic foul, flowers, and carvings!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite manic. You may fear its chorus:

In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki trailer,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki trailer,
All the pests are guests,
And quote Norman Mailer,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki trailer.

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