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The Griffith Disney's Enchanted Quiet Room attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst physical attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Griffith Disney's Enchanted Quiet Room attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst physical attraction at Disneyland

Griffith Disney's Enchanted Quiet Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 2015
Duration: 35 seconds
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Be overwhelmed against your will in a room commanded by vaudvillian emus, vines, and carvings!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may fear its chorus:

In your quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet room,
In your quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet room,
All the lava is guava,
And we fortell doom,
In your quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet room.

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