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Popeye's satellite-crashing photo of Fess Disney's Enchanted Quiet Room

Above: Popeye's satellite-crashing photo of Fess Disney's Enchanted Quiet Room

Fess Disney's Enchanted Quiet Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1990
Duration: 38 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Nine magics (according to Ramone)

Description

Be insulted against your will in a room inhabited by vaudvillian pinapple, rocks, and stones!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite popular. You may sing along with its chorus:

In this quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet room,
In this quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet room,
All the tikis are freaky,
And the pacifiers croon,
In this quiet quiet quiet quiet quiet room.

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