Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Darth Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint attraction during construction
Darth Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 1, 1969
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Six dollars
Description
Be trapped like never before in a joint inhabited by showtune-spouting pinapple, colorful plastic, and gods!
Theme Song
This attraction's theme song is quite dangerous. You may not be able to forget its chorus:
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint,
All the jokes are chokes,
And accusers point,
In our tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint.
Touring Advice
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Notices
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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