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The Darth Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint attraction, brightly considered to be the worst primeval attraction at Disneyland

The Darth Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint attraction, brightly considered to be the worst primeval attraction at Disneyland

Darth Disney's Enchanted Tiki Joint

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 12, 1969
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Be smothered to the limit in a joint commanded by robotic emus, seaweed, and tics!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may dread its chorus:

In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint,
All the fruit goes toot,
And the setters point,
In this tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki joint.

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