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The Dapper Disney's Enchanted Wiki Room attraction as seen from the top of a hotel

Above: The Dapper Disney's Enchanted Wiki Room attraction as seen from the top of a hotel

Dapper Disney's Enchanted Wiki Room

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1960
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Zero tikis (from "Aluminum Apprentice" Twitter stream)

Description

Be messed on for the enjoyment of others in a room under new management by overacting emus, flowers, and action figures!

Theme Song

This attraction's theme song is quite well known. You may dread its chorus:

In that wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki room,
In that wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki room,
All the jokes are chokes,
And we fortell doom,
In that wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki room.

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