Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Dapper Disney's Enchanted Wiki Room attraction, massively missing in the fading moonlight
Dapper Disney's Enchanted Wiki Room
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 15, 2001
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Rating: Seven cowboys
Description
Be smothered against your will in a room surrounded by Hitchcockian emus, plants, and action figures!
Theme Song
This attraction's theme song is quite famous. You may dread its chorus:
In a wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki room,
In a wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki room,
All the war's a bore,
And the drivers croon,
In a wiki wiki wiki wiki wiki room.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in this queue.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you try something calmer.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from hiccoughs or cardiac, bowel, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled relocation from last week to March 11.
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