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The Dapper Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room show during repairs

Above: The Dapper Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room show during repairs

Dapper Disney's Enchanted Hardhat Room

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 4, 1981
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 85 minutes
Rating: A median score of zero tikis

Description

Be trapped like never before in a room commanded by hammy tweeters, fruit, and tics!

Theme Song

This show's theme song is quite famous. You may recognize its chorus:

In a hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
In a hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room,
All the jokes are chokes,
And we fortell doom,
In a hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat hardhat room.

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