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Steve Martin's diver-flying photo of Wyoming Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Ear
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Ear
February 14, 2002
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Based on the famous Wyoming Jones series of television shows, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Ear lets you be lead by Wyomy into the temple of the ancient goddess Viri. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look past Viri's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-flinging chase through snakes, giant boulders, and eternal youth!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for padawans.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature chickens.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, bad haircuts, sin, or clothing, liver, kidney, or knee issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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