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Above: The Wyoming Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Ear show during a moment of contemplation
Wyoming Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Ear
September 20, 1983
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Based on the awesome Wyoming Jones series of films, Wyoming Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Ear lets you pursue Wyomy into the temple of the ancient goddess Tere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Tere's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-stressing chase through rope bridges, fire, and eternal youth!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this show multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This show closes at twilight.
- In 1985, this show was rethemed to add additional artwork from the recent "Wyoming Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Ear" documentary.
- The mysterious graffiti found on the ground of the show's line are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Emperor Zurg Script.
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