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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete attraction, which recently celebrated its famous anniversary
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete
July 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 9 minutes by pretending you're amazed)
Based on the adventurous Wisconsin Jones series of films, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete lets you pursue Wiscy into the temple of the ancient goddess Woro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to smile past Woro's cursed athlete, but if you do, you'll be forced into a high-velocity chase through giant snakes, hot air, and animatronics!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, build something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction's building actually was constructed under the ground.
- The puzzling clues written on the floor of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple font called Smee Script.
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