Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete attraction, limitlessly amusing in the evening park light

Below: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete attraction, limitlessly amusing in the evening park light

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1959
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Rating: Something like six and a fraction pirates

Description

Based on the famous Wisconsin Jones series of pulp novels, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete lets you queue up with Wiscy into the temple of the ancient goddess Guru. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Guru's cursed athlete, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a neck-stressing chase through skulls, flame, and movie references!

Touring Advice

Guest Alerts

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.