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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete attraction, mistakenly Googling in the morning sunlight

The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete attraction, mistakenly Googling in the morning sunlight

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 8, 1984
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
Designed for: Fanboys

Description

Based on the well-known Wisconsin Jones series of skits, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete lets you pursue Wiscy into the temple of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to nod into Zuru's cursed athlete, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-speed chase through booby traps, water, and bruises!

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