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Pictured: Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete
January 30, 1956
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Based on the memorable Wisconsin Jones series of talkies, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete lets you follow Wiscy into the temple of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Qara's cursed athlete, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a lunch-tossing chase through rats, fire, and eternal youth!
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for very young adults.
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