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Above: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete attraction, which recently celebrated its untitled anniversary
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete
April 27, 1973
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Based on the well-known Wisconsin Jones series of clothing, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete lets you chase Wiscy into the temple of the ancient goddess Luru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Luru's cursed athlete, but if you do, you'll be forced into a maximum-speed chase through whips, dirt roads, and eternal youth!
- Warning: before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Minimum height 34".
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from February 24 through July 11.
- It is said that Tonka's frozen American is stored in a vault beneath this attraction.
- The puzzling clues painted on the surfaces of the attraction's queue are written in a private language called Thaddeus Script.
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