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Picture: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete attraction at night
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete
March 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
An average of X and a quarter tikis (by "Mysterious Area" Facebook page)
Based on the adventurous Wisconsin Jones series of stage plays, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Temple of the Pagan Athlete lets you sneak after Wiscy into the temple of the ancient goddess Jere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself toward Jere's cursed athlete, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-stressing chase through bones, dirt, and melting Nazis!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, excessive chattiness, or hip, romantic, tongue, ribcage, social, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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