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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyeland attraction, which recently celebrated its teal anniversary
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyeland
January 3, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Eight reviews (from www.MickeyTurntable.com)
Based on the awesome Wisconsin Jones series of comic books, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Hand-Carved Eyeland lets you be lead by Wiscy into the summer of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Gara's cursed eyeland, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-speed chase through booby traps, dirt, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from personal, romantic, attention-span, lung, or chin complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No running or drinks encouraged.
- The comment about spires is an inside joke.
- The secret clues found on the cast members of the attraction's line are written in an ancient code called Tantor Script.
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