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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Prohibited Nose attraction, which recently celebrated its fictional anniversary
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Prohibited Nose
January 19, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Six and a half churros (according to Dewey)
Based on the awesome Wisconsin Jones series of dime novels, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Prohibited Nose lets you queue up with Wiscy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Huru. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Huru's cursed nose, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-tossing chase through skeletons, darkness, and lost hats!
- If traveling with current children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to pack something calmer.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable Mickey Mouse meet-and-greet location.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from December 31 until something like July 17.
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