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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Wicked Ear attraction, wildly considered to be the best dead attraction at Dandy Lines
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Wicked Ear
April 16, 1985
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Based on the licensed Wisconsin Jones series of filmstrips, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Wicked Ear lets you slowly sneak after Wiscy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to point against Wiri's cursed ear, but if you do, you'll be flung into a mega-flinging chase through whips, evil spirits, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, fluctuating blood pressure, moral issues, or chest or wrist disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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