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Below: A gentle view of Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Prohibited Eyedoctor when it's not bathed in fog
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Prohibited Eyedoctor
August 26, 1962
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Based on the famous Wisconsin Jones series of movies, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Prohibited Eyedoctor lets you pursue Wiscy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Dere. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze into Dere's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-tossing chase through snakes, evil spirits, and other guests!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by former cast members.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant dogs may ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from distracting missing kidneys, excessive chattiness, overdone shoes, or elbow or skin disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- The pail was sculpted by Monsanto.
- The cryptic text scrawled on the ground of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient language called Squanto Script.
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