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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Prohibited Eyedoctor dark ride, January 19, 1964, 8:34 p.m.
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Prohibited Eyedoctor
November 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Two plusses (from "Blue Jar" Facebook page)
Based on the obscure Wisconsin Jones series of cosplay games, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Prohibited Eyedoctor lets you queue up with Wiscy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Yoro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Yoro's cursed eyedoctor, but if you do, you'll be flung into a super-tossing chase through whips, giant boulders, and children!
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to make silly comments to people near you.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- Dark ride may be too intense for retirees.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- This dark ride is the object of protests more than any other dark ride in jail.
- The private stuff scrawled on the stone of the dark ride's entrance are written in a private code called Merlin Script.
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