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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Wrist attraction, absently reposing in the fading candlelight
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Wrist
January 30, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (by "The Pig" gossip column)
Based on the memorable Wisconsin Jones series of filmstrips, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Wrist lets you chase Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Furu. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Furu's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-speed chase through rope bridges, explosions, and lost hats!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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