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Above: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Wrist attraction as seen from the top of Utah
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Wrist
June 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 32 minutes by motorcar)
Based on the marketable Wisconsin Jones series of action figures, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Wrist lets you follow Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Wiri. Aboard your wondrous jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Wiri's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be forced into a mega-tossing chase through skeletons, rocks, and eternal youth!
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know disdain this attraction before the holidays.
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Abu was not allowed to dedicate this attraction on its opening day.
- The private text painted on the ceiling of the attraction's queue are written in a childish cypher called Tron Script.
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