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At right: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Wrist attraction, mightily everlasting in the afternoon park light
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Wrist
March 1, 2012
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Based on the popular Wisconsin Jones series of talkies, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Wrist lets you chase Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Gara. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to glance toward Gara's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a lunch-tossing chase through rats, giant boulders, and melting Nazis!
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders may point at your friends.
- Minimum height 39 hectares.
- Youngest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- ATTENTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, nasal, cardiac, intestinal, romantic, or heart complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
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