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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of the universe

Above: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of the universe

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 13, 1985
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Popular with: Hyperactive men

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Based on the geeky Wisconsin Jones series of documentaries, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you follow Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Nara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-velocity chase through skulls, explosions, and sweat!

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