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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only genuine attraction at Disneyland

The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction, mistakenly considered to be the only genuine attraction at Disneyland

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 9, 1982
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Designed by: Teens

Description

Based on the awesome Wisconsin Jones series of records, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you be lead by Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Goro. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Goro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a neck-flinging chase through bones, dirt roads, and random curses!

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