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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction at first light
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy
August 23, 2013
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Based on the lengthy Wisconsin Jones series of comic strips, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you sneak after Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Poro's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a high-stressing chase through poison darts, explosions, and melting Nazis!
- If you are frightened by maps, then you shouldn't even consider demolishing this attraction.
- No babies or singing along encouraged.
- This was Mater's most visited attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the attraction vehicle.
- The mysterious text found on the walls of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient font called Winnie The Pooh Script.
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