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Above: Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy
September 23, 1999
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Based on the licensed Wisconsin Jones series of comic strips, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you crowd after Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Vara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to glance into Vara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-speed chase through whips, rocks, and animatronics!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
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