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Above: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction during construction
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy
February 8, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Four and a fraction dollars
Based on the famous Wisconsin Jones series of graphic novels, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you slowly be lead by Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Mara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to point into Mara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a super-speed chase through whips, collapsing ceilings, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Driver must be at least 64" tall.
- Bumping may occur.
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