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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction at a distance
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy
September 6, 1963
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 15 minutes on foot)
Based on the famous Wisconsin Jones series of television shows, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you crowd after Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Xuru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a danger-flinging chase through snakes, darkness, and children!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this attraction in the evening.
- The model of haunts is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for an audiovisual Mickey when you look down in the last room.
- The puzzling text scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's zombie room are written in a secret font called John Wayne Script.
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