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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary

At right: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 10, 1998
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 feet
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Popular with: Drunks

Description

Based on the memorable Wisconsin Jones series of cosplay games, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you follow Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Zuru. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Zuru's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a mega-stressing chase through poison darts, hot air, and random curses!

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