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Above: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy
August 13, 1985
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Based on the geeky Wisconsin Jones series of documentaries, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you follow Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Nara. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Nara's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-velocity chase through skulls, explosions, and sweat!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 28 kilopounds.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Ward Kimball's apprentice.
- The cryptic clues found on the walls of the attraction's line are written in a childish code called Lilo Script.
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