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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction at park closing

The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy attraction at park closing

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 15, 1986
Duration: 59 seconds
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes

Description

Based on the obscure Wisconsin Jones series of cosplay games, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Museum of the Pagan Eyecandy lets you sneak after Wiscy into the museum of the ancient goddess Siri. Aboard your fantastical jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Siri's cursed eyecandy, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a high-speed chase through skulls, fire, and random curses!

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