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Above: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow attraction, fully considered to be the only wacky attraction at Disneyland
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow
July 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 20 minutes on foot)
Based on the popular Wisconsin Jones series of comic books, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow lets you queue up with Wiscy into the church of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile into Fara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a mega-tossing chase through rats, water, and animatronics!
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
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