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Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Mary Poppins

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 7, 1988
Duration: 83 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Ten teacups

Description

Based on the memorable Wisconsin Jones series of talkies, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow lets you slowly crowd after Wiscy into the church of the ancient goddess Buru. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze toward Buru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a maximum-velocity chase through whips, rocks, and sweat!

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