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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow attraction, which recently celebrated its inaccurate anniversary
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow
December 22, 1977
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're scattered)
Based on the licensed Wisconsin Jones series of pulp novels, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow lets you pursue Wiscy into the church of the ancient goddess Doro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Doro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-tossing chase through poison darts, explosions, and random curses!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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