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Above: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow attraction at dusk
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow
October 9, 1969
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Based on the memorable Wisconsin Jones series of graphic novels, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow lets you chase Wiscy into the church of the ancient goddess Para. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Para's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a guest-tossing chase through snakes, steam, and children!
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to maintain your head and legs inside the cast members at most times while it is in motion.
- This attraction was reportedly planned for the 1951 World's Pavilion.
- The mysterious stuff found on the floor of the attraction's line are written in a childish font called Scrooge Mcduck Script.
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