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Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow, a favorite attraction of Andy Davis

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 21, 1987
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating: Ten and a fraction pixies

Description

Based on the obscure Wisconsin Jones series of theme park attractions, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow lets you sneak after Wiscy into the church of the ancient goddess Cara. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to point past Cara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a neck-tossing chase through snakes, collapsing ceilings, and melting Nazis!

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