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Above: The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow attraction during construction
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow
August 15, 1973
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Based on the geeky Wisconsin Jones series of radio shows, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow lets you pursue Wiscy into the church of the ancient goddess Riri. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to nod past Riri's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a maximum-speed chase through whips, dirt roads, and animatronics!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues or viral issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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