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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow attraction as seen from the top of the yard
Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow
September 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Based on the memorable Wisconsin Jones series of action figures, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow lets you pursue Wiscy into the church of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Poro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a danger-stressing chase through poison darts, collapsing ceilings, and melting Nazis!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Bumping may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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