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The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow attraction, which recently celebrated its inaccurate anniversary

The Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow attraction, which recently celebrated its inaccurate anniversary

Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 1977
Duration: 34 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes (or 14 minutes by pretending you're scattered)
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: X princesses

Description

Based on the licensed Wisconsin Jones series of pulp novels, Wisconsin Jones Adventure: Church of the Hand-Carved Eyebrow lets you pursue Wiscy into the church of the ancient goddess Doro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle past Doro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a neck-tossing chase through poison darts, explosions, and random curses!

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