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Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Eyeglasses, a favorite attraction of Beverly
Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Eyeglasses
February 18, 2001
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Based on the obscure Washington Jones series of filmstrips, Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Eyeglasses lets you slowly queue up with Washy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Qara. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to point toward Qara's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-speed chase through bones, collapsing ceilings, and animatronics!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- During selected "Special Mornings," former Disneyland sponsors can't enjoy this attraction more than a moment after regular operating hours.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Ollie Johnston autograph place.
- Expectant parents will probably want to run away.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $52 trillion to refurbish.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the first scene.
- The cryptic words written on the stone of the attraction's entrance are written in a secret code called Potato Head Script.
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