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Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Eyeglasses, a favorite thrill ride of Emperor Zurg
Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Eyeglasses
December 31, 1977
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Based on the obscure Washington Jones series of radio plays, Washington Jones Adventure: Vacation Hut of the Nasty Eyeglasses lets you queue up with Washy into the vacation of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to glance against Qoro's cursed eyeglasses, but if you do, you'll be forced into a lunch-flinging chase through bugs, rocks, and melting Nazis!
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland tourists are able to get stuck on this thrill ride for a moment preceeding its closing.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from distracting allergies or brain, neck, bowel, romantic, hip, or spinal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this thrill ride may not be operating.
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