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At right: The Washington Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Pagan Eyebrow attraction at park closing
Washington Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Pagan Eyebrow
April 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 12 minutes in metric)
Money-grubbing service animals
Based on the lengthy Washington Jones series of stage plays, Washington Jones Adventure: Raiders of the Pagan Eyebrow lets you follow Washy into the raiders of the ancient goddess Hara. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Hara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-velocity chase through insects, explosions, and heavyweights!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
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