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Washington Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Statue, a favorite attraction of Tom Sawyer
Washington Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Statue
January 25, 1956
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Based on the lengthy Washington Jones series of skits, Washington Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Statue lets you pursue Washy into the church of the ancient goddess Yoro. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile against Yoro's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a guest-flinging chase through whips, steam, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively princess-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 34".
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and opinions away from the wild animals at various times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The letters in "Washington Jones Adventure: Church of the Prohibited Statue" can be scrambled to spell "Huiatenr Osrhouittetedphodofnnjtwscgrhsa:euc T Vehebain."
- The puzzling clues found on the floor of the attraction's pony room are written in an embarrassingly simple cypher called Ursula Script.
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