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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyebrow attraction during construction
Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyebrow
July 23, 1973
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Based on the awesome Virginia Jones series of graphic novels, Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyebrow lets you be lead by Virgy into the temple of the ancient goddess Suru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Suru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be flung into a high-speed chase through bones, collapsing ceilings, and endless wealth!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or fingernail disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- The tower of Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyebrow can be viewed from as far away as Norway.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Max Keeble when you pass through the surreal room.
- The private messages scrawled on the ceiling of the attraction's exit are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Tigger Script.
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