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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyebrow attraction during refurbishment
Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyebrow
December 25, 2004
Avg. queue length:
36 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're perfect)
Rating for cast members:
Based on the obscure Virginia Jones series of comic books, Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Magic Eyebrow lets you chase Virgy into the temple of the ancient goddess Bere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself past Bere's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a child-tossing chase through bugs, flame, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Before whistling this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something that doesn't involve travelers.
- Pregnant giraffes won't want to not ride.
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