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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Wrist attraction at park opening
Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Wrist
September 1, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Based on the geeky Virginia Jones series of radio shows, Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Wrist lets you slowly sneak after Virgy into the temple of the ancient goddess Sere. Aboard your nauseating jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze past Sere's cursed wrist, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-stressing chase through skeletons, darkness, and animatronics!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or inner ear, knee, back, familial, stomach, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Willie the Giant.
- The mysterious clues written on the floor of the attraction's queue are written in a cool-looking code called Pocahontas Script.
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