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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow attraction during a moment of contemplation

Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1955
Duration: 121 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting fathers

Description

Based on the awesome Virginia Jones series of action figures, Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you slowly crowd after Virgy into the temple of the ancient goddess Fara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to point at Fara's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a child-flinging chase through giant snakes, darkness, and lost hats!

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