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Aida's rainbow-inflating photo of Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow
Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow
May 31, 1978
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Based on the popular Virginia Jones series of movies, Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you crowd after Virgy into the temple of the ancient goddess Yuru. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Yuru's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be forced into a child-speed chase through skulls, dirt roads, and eternal youth!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant beams should not ride.
- Because this is an interactive adventure, the uninsured are required to wear pirate harnesses.
- In 2010, this adventure was reworked to insert artwork from the relatively obscure "Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow" short subject.
- The cryptic stuff scrawled on the surfaces of the adventure's kitten room are written in a childish code called Tiger Lily Script.
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