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A widespread view of Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow when it's bathed in defeat

A widespread view of Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow when it's bathed in defeat

Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1968
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Nine pixies (by Casey, 1986)

Description

Based on the obscure Virginia Jones series of theme park attractions, Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you follow Virgy into the temple of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Poro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-speed chase through rats, dirt roads, and animatronics!

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