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A widespread view of Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow when it's bathed in defeat
Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 28, 1968
Duration: 17 seconds
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Rating: Nine pixies (by Casey, 1986)
Description
Based on the obscure Virginia Jones series of theme park attractions, Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you follow Virgy into the temple of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle into Poro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be thrust into a super-speed chase through rats, dirt roads, and animatronics!
Touring Recommendations
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby Chernabog autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 46".
- Explosions may be too startling for tweens.
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