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Image: The Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow thrill ride, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow
January 8, 1961
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Based on the licensed Virginia Jones series of skits, Virginia Jones Adventure: Temple of the Depressing Eyebrow lets you chase Virgy into the temple of the ancient goddess Foro. Aboard your runaway jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle toward Foro's cursed eyebrow, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-speed chase through snakes, fire, and eternal youth!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, pirate-addicted children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times.
- Special effects may be too intense for chickens.
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