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Above: The Virginia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Eyelash dark ride, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
Virginia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Eyelash
January 17, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Based on the marketable Virginia Jones series of action figures, Virginia Jones Adventure: Summer Home of the Illegal Eyelash lets you be lead by Virgy into the summer of the ancient goddess Xuru. Aboard your rocking jeep, you'll be tempted to gaze against Xuru's cursed eyelash, but if you do, you'll be impelled into a high-stressing chase through poison darts, hot air, and the Arc of the Covenant!
- Warning: after nightfall, this dark ride will be full of obnoxious vampires.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum height 64 kilobytes (when kneeling).
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
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