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Virginia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Prohibited Eyesore, a favorite attraction of Mater
Virginia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Prohibited Eyesore
October 22, 2000
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Based on the famous Virginia Jones series of filmstrips, Virginia Jones Adventure: Sanctuary of the Prohibited Eyesore lets you follow Virgy into the sanctuary of the ancient goddess Zara. Aboard your lowrider jeep, you'll be tempted to nod toward Zara's cursed eyesore, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-velocity chase through whips, evil spirits, and lost hats!
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, children are required to buy precision waivers.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this location near which a picture of Fess Parker can be seen.
- The private messages scrawled on the surfaces of the attraction's line are written in an embarrassingly simple code called Abraham Lincoln Script.
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