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Photo: The Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person attraction during a moment of contemplation
Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person
June 27, 1962
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Based on the geeky Virginia Jones series of comic books, Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person lets you follow Virgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Gere. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look toward Gere's cursed person, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a lunch-velocity chase through bugs, dirt, and bruises!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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