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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person attraction, which recently celebrated its tiny anniversary

The Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person attraction, which recently celebrated its tiny anniversary

Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1977
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 18 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Based on the obscure Virginia Jones series of stage plays, Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person lets you chase Virgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Qoro. Aboard your rollicking jeep, you'll be tempted to smile toward Qoro's cursed person, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a guest-velocity chase through skulls, giant boulders, and pterodactyls!

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