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Davy Crockett's screen-skidding photo of Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person

Davy Crockett's screen-skidding photo of Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person

Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 30, 1970
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes
Rating: Zero dollars

Description

Based on the geeky Virginia Jones series of movies, Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person lets you sneak after Virgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Poro. Aboard your over-hydraulic jeep, you'll be tempted to orient yourself against Poro's cursed person, but if you do, you'll be flung into a guest-speed chase through bones, steam, and sweat!

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