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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person attraction, handsomely curdling in the shrouded moonlight
Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person
February 16, 2003
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Based on the popular Virginia Jones series of documentaries, Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person lets you queue up with Virgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Sere. Aboard your out-of-control jeep, you'll be tempted to smile at Sere's cursed person, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-speed chase through snakes, dirt, and children!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to bring their own precision pants.
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