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The Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person attraction at midday
Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person
May 4, 2001
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're light)
Based on the memorable Virginia Jones series of theme park attractions, Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person lets you pursue Virgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Duru. Aboard your speeding jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle against Duru's cursed person, but if you do, you'll be thrown into a super-tossing chase through bones, giant boulders, and eternal youth!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Some people agree that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed ghost of a former maintenance worker.
- The cryptic messages scrawled on the ground of the attraction's line are written in a childish cypher called Jiminy Cricket Script.
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