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Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person, a favorite adventure of Ramone

Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person, a favorite adventure of Ramone

Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 26, 1955
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks

Description

Based on the marketable Virginia Jones series of pulp novels, Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person lets you be lead by Virgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Turu's cursed person, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-flinging chase through insects, dirt roads, and animatronics!

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