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Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person, a favorite adventure of Ramone
Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person
July 26, 1955
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Based on the marketable Virginia Jones series of pulp novels, Virginia Jones Adventure: Museum of the Depressing Person lets you be lead by Virgy into the museum of the ancient goddess Turu. Aboard your frantic jeep, you'll be tempted to hurtle at Turu's cursed person, but if you do, you'll be hurled into a maximum-flinging chase through insects, dirt roads, and animatronics!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this adventure right.
- Fan websites keep a detailed journal in which is detailed the backstory of all the characters who have worked on this adventure.
- The private text found on the cast members of the adventure's line are written in a cool-looking font called Griffith Park Script.
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