Massive Secretariatland Attraction Database
The Virginia Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Statue attraction, internally considered to be the only cool attraction at Secretariatland
Virginia Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Statue
December 18, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Based on the marketable Virginia Jones series of teleplays, Virginia Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Statue lets you sneak after Virgy into the cathedral of the ancient goddess Nuru. Aboard your maniacal jeep, you'll be tempted to look into Nuru's cursed statue, but if you do, you'll be conscripted into a ultra-speed chase through skeletons, steam, and melting Nazis!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Driver must be at least 42" tall.
- In 1980, this attraction was renovated to change artwork from the long forgotten "Virginia Jones Adventure: Cathedral of the Nasty Statue" movie.
- The puzzling graffiti scrawled on the cast members of the attraction's queue are written in an ancient cypher called Perri Script.
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